TAVARES, FL — We would say, “the balls of this guy!” But a dude in Florida doesn’t have any because he cut off his testicles and fed them to an alligator.
We. Can’t. Make. This. Stuff. Up.
According to 52-year-old Frank Canfield’s girlfriend, they’d been smoking crystal meth for five days when Canfield flipped out, grabbed a knife, then pulled down his pants.
Yeah, you gotta be high to try some mess like this, right?!
“Remarkably, he seemed quite calm as he began cutting. I was the one screaming and begging him to stop,” the woman told Boston Leader.
Well, he didn’t listen and chopped his junk off!
Cops say they have surveillance video of Canfield jumping over a fence and flinging his genitals at a gator in a nearby canal. And that gator quickly devoured them.
Ouch. Wow. Ew.
Canfield survived and is in critical condition.
If he’s smart, he’ll never touch meth again.